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Did Your Brain Take A Laxative Because There Is A Lot Of Crap Hoodie

Did Your Brain Take A Laxative Because There Is A Lot Of Crap
Did Your Brain Take A Laxative Because There Is A Lot Of Crap

Did Your Brain Take A Laxative Because There Is A Lot Of Crap Hoodie

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Did your brain take a laxative because there is a lot of crap

This hoodie is perfect to escape the cold. It covers everything from the hips to the neck, allows the person wearing it to stay toasty at all times. Plus, with the side-front pockets, the phone and the wallet can stay warm, too.

Suitable for many occasions, such as for Christmas, Father's Day, Mother's Day, birthday, Hanukkah.

  • 8.0 oz., pre-shrunk 50/50 cotton/polyester
  • NuBlend pill-resistant fleece
  • High stitch density for a smooth printing canvas
  • Two-ply hood with grommets and matching drawstring
  • Front pouch pocket
  • Seamless body with set-in sleeves
  • 1x1 rib cuffs and waistband with spandex
  • Double-needle stitched neck, armholes, and waistband
  • Quarter-turned
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Imported; processed and printed in the U.S.A
Delivery takes 5 up to 15 business days with shirt normal
Reliable shipping and easy returns
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Size Guide
12" x 8" (30cm x 20cm)
18" x 12" (45cm x 30cm)
24" x 16" (60cm x 40cm)
36" x 24" (91cm x 60cm)
48" x 32" (121cm x 81cm)
Women's leggings
Size Length Waist Hip
XS 37in 24in 28in
S 38in 25in 30in
M 39in 27in 31in
L 40in 28in 33in
XL 41in 30in 35in
2XL 41in 31in 36in
3XL 42in 33in 38in
4XL 43in 35in 39in

The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.

Women's Tank-Top
Size Length Bust Waist
XS 26in 30in 29in
S 27in 31in 30in
M 28in 34in 31in
L 28in 36in 33in
XL 30in 39in 35in
2XL 30in 41in 37in
3XL 31in 43in 39in
4XL 32in 46in 41in

The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.

Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt
Size Length Bust Shoulder Sleeve
XS 25in 36in 16in 26in
S 26in 40in 17in 26in
M 28in 44in 18in 27in
L 28in 48in 19in 27in
XL 30in 52in 20in 28in
2XL 30in 56in 21in 28in
3XL 31in 60in 22in 28in
4XL 32in 64in 24in 29in
5XL 33in 68in 25in 29in

The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.

Unisex Hoodie
Size Length Bust Shoulder Sleeve
XS 25.5in 36in 16in 26in
S 26in 40in 17in 26in
M 28in 44in 18in 27in
L 28in 48in 19in 27in
XL 30in 52in 20in 28in
2XL 30in 56in 21in 28in
3XL 31in 60in 22in 28in
4XL 32in 64in 24in 28in
5XL 33in 68in 25in 29in

The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.

Unisex Zip Hoodie
Size Length Bust Shoulder Sleeve
XS 25.5in 36in 16in 26in
S 26in 40in 17in 26in
M 28in 44in 18in 27in
L 28in 48in 19in 27in
XL 30in 52in 20in 28in
2XL 30in 56in 21in 28in
3XL 31in 60in 22in 28in
4XL 32in 64in 24in 28in
5XL 33in 68in 25in 29in

The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.

Men's Tank-Top 3D
Size Length Bust Shoulder
XS 27in 32in 11in
S 28in 36in 12in
M 29in 40in 12in
L 30in 44in 12in
XL 31in 48in 13in
2XL 32in 52in 13in
3XL 33in 56in 13in
4XL 34in 60in 13in
5XL 35in 64in 14in

The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.

Unisex Bomber 3D
Size Length Bust Shoulder Sleeve
XS 27in 44in 20in 24in
S 28in 47in 21in 25in
M 28in 50in 22in 25in
L 28in 53in 23in 26in
XL 29in 56in 24in 26in
2XL 30in 59in 25in 27in
3XL 31in 62in 26in 28in
4XL 31in 65in 26in 28in
5XL 32in 67in 27in 29in

The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.

Posters
Size Width x Height (mm) Width x Height (in)
Small 431.8 x 279.4 mm 17 x 11 in
Medium 609.6 x 457.2 mm 24 x 16 in
Large 914.4 x 609.6 mm 36 x 24 in
Small 279.4 x 431.8 mm 11 x 17 in
Medium 457.2 x 609.6 mm 16 x 24 in
Large 609.6 x 914.4 mm 24 x 36 in
Leather
Size Width Height Depth
S 9.5cm 13.5cm 2cm
M 10.5cm 17cm 2cm
L 12.5cm 20cm 2cm
Pillow
Size Width Length
16x16 15 16
18x18 15 16
Blankets

SMALL - 30" x 40" (76cm X 102cm)
MEDIUM - 50" x 60" (127cm X 152cm)
LARGE- 60" x 80" (152cm X 203cm) 

Unisex Short Sleeve Classic Tee

(inches)

Size Width Shirt Length Sleeve
S 18 28 8.13
M 20 29 8.38
L 22 30 8.63
XL 24 31 8.88
2XL 26 33 9.63
3XL 28 34 10.13
4XL 30 35 10.63
5XL 32 36 11.13
Bella Women's Flowy Tank

(inches)

Size Width Shirt Length Sleeve
S 15.88 19.25  
M 16.5 19.75  
L 17.38 20.38  
XL 18.25 21  
2XL 19.13 21.63  
Next Level Women's Crew

(inches)

Size Width Shirt Length Sleeve
S 18 28.38 8.38
M 20 29.38 8.63
L 22 30.38 8.88
XL 24 31.38 9.13
Women's Short Sleeve Jersey V-Neck

(inches)

Size Width Shirt Length Sleeve
XS 17.5 25 6
S 18.5 25.5 6.38
M 19.5 26 6.5
L 21 26.75 6.75
XL 22.75 27.5 7
2XL 24.75 28 7.25
Women's Relaxed Fit Tee

(inches)

Size Width Shirt Length Sleeve
S 18 25 6
M 19 26 6
L 20 26.5 6.5
XL 22 27 7
2XL 24 28 7
Bella Ladies Slouchy Tee

(inches)

Size Width Shirt Length Sleeve
S 20 25.25 10.75
M 21.5 25.75 11.25
L 23.5 26.38 12.13
XL 25.5 27 13
2XL 27.5 27.63 13.88
Women's Performance Tee

(inches)

Size Width Shirt Length Sleeve
S 18 25.5 7.13
M 19 26 7.25
L 20.5 26.75 7.5
XL 22.25 27.5 7.75
2XL 24.25 28 8
3XL 26.25 28.5 8.25
Kid's Classic Tee Details

(inches)

Size Width Shirt Length Sleeve
XS 14 18 11.5
S 16 20 13.5
M 17 22 14.5
L 18 23.5 15.5
XL 19 25 16.5
Kid's Heavyweight Pullover Hoodie

(inches)

Size Width Shirt Length Sleeve
S 15 18 23.5
M 17 21 26.5
L 19 24 29.5
XL 20 25.5 32.5
Kid's Fleece Pullover Sweatshirt

(inches)

Size Width Shirt Length Sleeve
XS 14 17 14
S 16 19.5 16
M 17 22 18.5
L 18 24 20.5
XL 20 25.5 22
Canvas Ringspun Tee

(inches)

Size Width Shirt Length Sleeve
XS 16.5 27 8
S 18 28 8.25
M 20 29 8.63
L 22 30 9.13
XL 24 31 9.63
2XL 26 33 10.25
3XL 28 33 10.25
Unisex 3/4 Baseball Tee

(inches)

Size Width Sleeve
XS 35-36 24
S 37-38 24.5
M 39-40 25
L 41-42 25.5
XL 43-44 26
2XL 45-46 26.5
Next Level Womens Crew

(inches)

Size  Width Shirt Length Sleeve
S 18 28.38 8.38
M 20 29.38 8.63
L 22 30.38 8.88
XL 24 31.38 9.13
Next Level Men's Crew

(inches)

Size Width Shirt Length Sleeve
S 18 28 8.25
M 20 29 8.63
L 22 30 9.13
XL 24 31 9.63
2XL 26 33 10.25
3XL 28 33 10.25
Bella Womens Crew

(inches)

Size Width Shirt Length Sleeve
S 15 25 5.5
M 16 26.5 6
L 17 26.5 7
XL 18 27.5 7
2XL 19 27.5 7
Unisex Classic Premium Crewneck Tee

(inches)

Size Width Shirt Length Sleeve
S 15 25 5.5
M 16 26.5 6
L 17 26.5 7
XL 18 27.5 7
2XL 19 27.5 7
Women's Classic Premium Crewneck Tee

(inches)

Size Width Shirt Length Sleeve
S 15 25 5.5
M 16 26.5 6
L 17 26.5 7
XL 18 27.5 7
2XL 19 27.5 7
Unisex Long Sleeve Classic Tee

(inches)

Size Width Shirt Length Sleeve
S 18 28 33.5
M 20 29 35
L 22 30 36.5
XL 24 31 38
2XL 26 32 39.5
3XL 30 33 39.5
4XL 30 34 40
5XL 32 35 40.5
Unisex Long Sleeve Basic Tee

(inches)

Size Width Shirt Length Sleeve
S 18 28 25.88
M 20 29 25.88
L 22 30 26.38
XL 24 31 26.38
2XL 26 33 27.38
3XL 28 34 27.38
Bella Women's Fitted Tank

(inches)

Size Width Shirt Length Sleeve
S 12.5 26.25
M 13 26.75
L 14 27.38
XL 15 28
2XL 16 28.63
Canvas Unisex Ringspun Tank

(inches)

Size Width Shirt Length Sleeve
XS 16.25 26
S 18.25 27
M 20.25 28
L 22.25 29
XL 24.25 30
2XL 26.25 31
Unisex Heavyweight Pullover Hoodie

(inches)

Size Width Shirt Length Sleeve
S 20 26 33
M 22 27 34
L 24 28 35
XL 26 29 36
2XL 28 30 37
3XL 30 31 38
4XL 32 32 39
5XL 34 33 40
Canvas Poly-Cotton Hoodie

(inches)

Size Width Shirt Length Sleeve
S 19.5 26.38 26.5
M 21.25 27.5 27
L 23.5 28.63 28
XL 25.5 29.75 29
2XL 27.5 30.88 30
Unisex Fleece Pullover Sweatshirt

(inches)

Size Width Shirt Length Sleeve
S 20 26.5 23.25
M 22 27.5 23.5
L 24 28.5 24
XL 26 29.5 24.25
2XL 28 30 24.25
3XL 30 30.5 24.38
4XL 32 31 24.63
Bella Wide Neck Sweatshirt

(inches)

Size Width Shirt Length Sleeve
S 18.75 25 30.75
M 19.5 25.5 31.25
L 20.5 26.13 32
XL 21.5 26.75 32.75
2XL 22.5 27.38 33.5
Unisex Heavyweight Zip Hoodie

(inches)

Size  Width Shirt Length Sleeve
S 19.25 27 33.5
M 21.25 28 34.5
L 23.25 29 35.5
XL 25.25 30 36.5
2XL 27.25 31 37.5
3XL 29.25 32 38.5
Canvas Ringspun V-Neck

(inches)

Size Width Shirt Length Sleeve
XS 16.5 27 7.63
S 18 28 8.25
M 20 29 8.63
L 22 30 9.13
XL 24 31 9.63
2XL 26 32 10.25
3XL 28 33 10.25
V-Neck Tee

(inches)

Size Numeric Size Bust Waist Hip
S 4-6 35"-36" 26"-27" 35"-37"
M 8-10 37"-38" 28"-30" 37"-39"
L 12-14 39"-41" 30"-32" 39"-41"
XL 16 42"-44" 33"-35" 42"-44"
2XL 18-20 45"-47" 36"-38" 45"-47"
Bella Ladies' Slouchy Tee

(inches)

Size Width Shirt Length Sleeve
S 20 25.25 10.75
M 21.5 25.75 11.25
L 23.5 26.38 12.13
XL 25.5 27 13
2XL 27.5 27.63 13.88
Canvas Triblend Tee

(inches)

Size Width Shirt Length Sleeve
XS 16.5 27 7.63
S 18 28 8.25
M 20 29 8.63
L 22 30 9.13
XL 24 31 9.63
2XL 26 32 10.25
Mens Performance Tee

(inches)

Size Width Shirt Length Sleeve
XS 16 27.5 9
S 18 28 9.25
M 20 29 9.5
L 22 30.5 9.75
XL 24 31.5 10.25
2XL 26 32.5 10.75
3XL 28 33 10.75
Rabbit Skins Baby Onesie

(inches)

Size Width Shirt Length Sleeve
NB 7.25 17.5 2.5
6 Mo. 8.75 18.5 2.75
12 Mo. 9.75 19.5 3
18 Mo. 10.75 20.5 3.25
24 Mo. 11.75 21.5 3.5
Kids Classic Tee

(inches)

Size Width Shirt Length Sleeve
XS 14 18 11.5
S 16 20 13.5
M 17 22 14.5
L 18 23.5 15.5
XL 19 25 16.5
Kids Heavyweight Pullover Hoodie

(inches)

Size Width Shirt Length Sleeve
S 15 18 23.5
M 17 21 26.5
L 19 24 29.5
XL 20 25.5 32.5
Kids Fleece Pullover Sweatshirt

(inches)

Size Width Shirt Length Sleeve
XS 14 17 14
S 16 19.5 16
M 17 22 18.5
L 18 24 20.5
XL 20 25.5 22
Standard Women's T-shirt

(inches)

Size Width Length
XS 16 23.5
S 18 25
M 20 26
L 22 27
XL 24 28
2XL 26 29
3XL 28 30
Premium Long Sleeve

(inches)

Size Width Length
S 18 28
M 20 29
L 22 30
XL 24 31
2XL 26 32
Premium Women's T-shirt

(inches)

Size Width Length
XS 18 25
S 19 25.5
M 20 25.75
L 21 26.75
XL 22 26.5
2XL 23 27
3XL 27 29
Comfort T-shirt

(inches)

Size Width Length
S 18 27.5
M 20 29
L 22 30
XL 24 31
2XL 26 32
3XL 28 33
Standard Fleece Sweatshirt

(inches)

Size Width Length
S 20 26
M 22 27
L 24 28
XL 26 29
2XL 28 30
3XL 30 31
4XL 32 32
5XL 34 33
Premium Hoodie

(inches)

Size Width Length
S 19.5 26.5
M 21.5 27.5
L 23.5 28.5
XL 25.5 29.5
2XL 27.5 30.5
Premium T-shirt

(inches)

Size Width Length
XS 16 27
S 18 28
M 20 29
L 22 30
XL 24 31
2XL 26 32
3XL 28 33
4XL 30 34
Premium Fleece Sweatshirt

(inches)

Size Width Length
S 21 27.5
M 23 28.5
L 25 29.5
XL 27 30.5
2XL 29 31.5
Standard T-shirt

(inches)

Size Width Length
S 18 28
M 20 29
L 22 30
XL 24 31
2XL 26 32
3XL 28 33
4XL 30 34
5XL 32 35
6XL 35 36
Tee 3D

(inches)

Size Length Bust Shoulder
XS 27 32 15
S 28 36 16
M 29 40 17
L 30 44 18
XL 31 48 19
2XL 32 52 20
3XL 33 56 21
4XL 34 60 23
5XL 35 64 24
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How long does it take my order to arrive?

With printed clothing (plain / partial print):
  • We need 5 - 7 business days to process your order and send it out (not include weekend and holidays)
  • Your order will arrive approximately 5-8 business days after it's shipped. We use different shipping partners, but the final delivery is usually via USPS.
Production time
We usually take around 3-10 business days to make your product, depending on the type of product ordered.

Details of production time frame corresponding to the product group are as follows:

  • Clothing and products printed on whole (Full print): 7-10 working days
Delivery time

The Customer acknowledges and agrees that the stated delivery timeframe of 10-21 business days is an estimate and in certain cases, the delivery time may exceed or be less than stated.

Detailed timeframes for correspondence with product groups are as follows:

  • Clothes and products printed on the whole (Full Print): 11-14 working days
  • International orders may take an additional 6-8 weeks.

All of our shipments are provided with a tracking link. Please click on the tracking link to check your delivery status.

To double-check ETA’s, check the estimated delivery date on your receipt or reach out to our team at contact@coolspod.com

How much does shipping cost?

Here’s how we break down of our shipping prices:

$4.99 for order price under $49.99

$7.99 for order from $50 to $99.99

$14.99 for order over $100 

For items shipping internationally add $2

With the 3D product: The turnaround time can take about 3 weeks

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